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Pedestrian Crossing Between ION Orchard & Wheelock Place Now Closed. finally,i can slack for awhile.. haha..

birthday comin soon.. wahaha..

cop a leather vans era recently.. zapato like not fated to be mine like that.. haha.. tis friday bbq at east coast.. sat celebrating gina's bday.. mon lab test.. wed paper quiz.. fri lab test.. wa.. sian.. tis thurs got presentation.. stil haven really start on the project.. haiz.. stress!!!!!

zapato,here i come..

gonna cop vans zapato later. but there r some defects so i gave it a skip.

harry potter and the half blood prince

went to amk hub cathay wif baby to catch the half blood prince.. quite nice.. hehe.. some parts like scary..but actually is not scary.. is the sound effect.. too loud and eerie.. then headed down to new york new york and we had our dinner there.. actually we both wanted to eat tepenyaki(dunno spell correct anot) but then previously had a impression of the lousy chef so we went there and see who's the chef.. f***.. the same fella again.. so we stood there discussing whether to have or not to have.. we waited for awhile to see if anyone from the other table had left so we can escape from the bad food by the lousy chef.. finally,settled on new york new york..
new york peach cooler is a must try.. finally tried their fish 'n' chips.. coz previously tried out new things then the outcome was horrible.. once bitten twice shy.. haha.. baby had the same food as me.. hehe.. and we ordered buffalo wings.. or is it drumlets? why is snape the half blood prince? not much detail huh.. hehe..

hello

gonna cop my zapato tis weekend.. hehehe.. thanks to my sis guan hong kleaven and mayb baby? have u people heard of popeyes? saw tis youtube clip sayin tat popeyes ran out of chicken.. wtf.. can u believe it? and why it ran out of chicken? 8 pc chicken for onli $4.99.. who the hell does not wan to buy? tats y they ran out of chicken.. haha.. shocking isn't it..

moth!

here's the pic for the moth i mentioned previously.. the front and back view.. enjoy..

youtube

jus browsed some youtube videos and saw some nice stuffs..
chinese guy aka peter chao.. fucking lame shit.. haha.. chao hai..
dr. phil.. saw this son slapping his mother.. wtf..
bumfights..homeless people doin stupid stunts.. and the creator,inhuman..
harry potter movie coming out tomoro.. haha..

my collection

lol

started sch at 10 tis mornin.. jordan passed me a wrapped up paper with somethin in it and told me to open it.. from the looks of his face,i knew that it wasnt somethin nice.. i took the paper and put it on the floor.. kleaven peeked in and saw tis freakin big moth.. i wil upload the pic tomoro.. seriously,i have not seen such a big moth.. wtf!

saw tis spider beside weijie and tat idiot saw it and captured it.. of course,for those who noe me.. i walked to a further distance.. if he threw tat spider on me,tats the end.. be prepared to eat my fist.. then after tat,i saw him put the spider down on the ground and he tot i neva see.. then he walked beside me and throw his hands at me,as though there is spider.. stupid..

went home bout 11 plus.. then saw tis guy at the bus stop,nvm.. waited for the bus.. then there's tis smell.. woah.. smelly.. 854 came.. fucking hell.. so many seats available yet he sat behind me.. the smell was like.. knn.. make me cannot sit and relax in peace..

reached home,search the fridge for some goodys.. yeah.. saw my favourite champedak..

humping

went to gerald's house for mahjong yesterday.. his jack russell humped me.. after playin,felt a little urgent so went to the toilet.. outside of the toilet,saw jack jack's small little shit.. so small.. haha.. after i came out of the toilet,jack jack kept grabbing my leg,like wanting to hump my leg.. when we are about to leave,jack jack grabbed my leg again,then i dragged him around.. wahaha.. i tink i felt his little dick.. eeeeeeee.. haha.. :)

3yrs 1mth and going strong

yesterday was our 3yrs 1mth anniversary.. hehe.. went new york new york at amk.. ting ting ordered fish 'n' chips and i ordered juicy beef tenders..WTF!! my portion was like........ f***ing SMALL!! the person did not even bother to tell me that the portion is small.. the size is like baked rice.. coz previously at citylink,ting ting ordered brats dunno wat and the person said that the portion might not fill the stomach.. good service at citylink(somehow).. ok.. ting ting's fish 'n' chips was like.. WAAAAA!! regret not eating tat.. blame myself for always wanting to try out new things..
but anyways,i recommend tat if u r goin to new york new york,a must to try out their fish 'n' chips.. very filling and nice.. trust me.. after tat,we went to NTUC.. ting bought some stuffs and me,i bought cloudy apple drink..1.5 litres.. coz it is onli available in 1.5 litres.. ok.. new drink ma.. so.. wanted to try out.. they dun have any sample..but..
i have the intention to buy the drink,but i nothing better to do then when i took the drink,i asked the lady,got small bottle? got testing or not? then she said due to H1N1,no sample.. haha.. ok.. the taste is like marigold grape jelly.. and the more u drink,the better it taste.. the colder,the better.. dunno which picture nicer..

cockroach cockroach!!

had a fight with cockroach yesterday. scary man. ting ting saw it and she shouted for me.. hehehe.. search for the hidden cockroach and i managed to find it.. then,i used my adidas deodorant to spray it.. idiot.. waste so much of my deodorant.. but i managed to make u smell nice before death.. below are the pics.. before and after death.. there's also a video of how we killed the cockroach.. using hot water,ting ting's idea.. enjoy..

F in maths

Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.

“Why?” asks the father.
“The teacher asked ‘How much is 2 x 3?’ I said 6.
“But that’s right!”
“Then she asked me ‘How much is 3 x 2?’
“What’s the fucking difference?” asks the father.
“That’s what I said!”

The Five Stages of Sex

The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honey-moon, you both keep doing it until you’re blue in the face.

The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage, you’ll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.

The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You’ve calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.

The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say, “Fuck you!”

The fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and the bitch fucks you in front of everyone in the courtroom.