jokes

alrite.. jus to share wif u guys some funny jokes.. enjoy..

little johnny and bondage

one day,little johnny's mum was cleaning his room. in the closet,she found a bondage SM magazine. this was highly upsetting to her. she then hid the magazine until his father got home. when little johnny's father walked in the door,she handed the magazine to him and said,"THIS is what i found in "YOUR" son's closet."
he looked at it and handed it back to her without a word. severally minutes passed,then she finally asked him,"well,wat should we do about this?"
little johnny's dad looked at her and said,"well,i dun think we should spank him."

anything for $50

an older gentleman is sittin in a bar when a beautiful young woman walks up to him and whispers in his ear,"i'll do anything u want for 50 bucks."
he immediately puts his drink down and begins frantically going through his pocket.he pulls out a crumpled up ten,2 five's,a twenty and 10 one's.
he thrusts the money into the woman's hand and says.. "here... paint my house."

SUCK MY POPSICLE! BUMBLEBEE,OPTIMUS PRIME,WOO!

watched transformer 2 wif baby,gina and gerald at LOT1 on sunday.. guys,its freakin nice.. try not to miss it.. optimus prime,the big guy,is so jus like me.. im kiddin.. haha.. transformer 3 is coming.. scheduled for july 1st 2011.. it brought in $55 million on opening day..

michael jackson is dead

the king of pop died at the age of 50. sudden death. due to H1N1,ting ting keep on tellin me to drink water.. baby,i noe u do care for me. hehehehehe.. u noe im thick skin.. :) now let me jus share wif u guys my favourite song by lily allen.. not fair..

a brand new day

goin rp soon.. hehe.. H1N1 case is rather serious these few days so ppl,try not to fall sick..

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wahaha.. sch holiday extended!

sch holiday extended by another week coz of H1N1 virus and woooo,i can slack a little.. haha.. jus post some pics of a ulu ulu place at seletar/jalan kayu.. didnt noe of tis place until royston intro us.. he brought us to tis garden and we happened to pass by tis place where it sells puppys and there is also a horse.. wa!! woohoo.. but the aunty said tat it is close for viewin so we can onli see the back of the horse.. nvm.. i took 2 photos of a dog which GREETED me with its farking loud bark.. thank u ROTTWEILER..

hello,im back..

update on ah boon's accident.. heard that the car did a 90 degree turn at a speed of 110km/h. all of them had no safety belt on.. the car hit the barricade along side the road and it flipped.. apparently,the driver had onli minor cuts.. the person beside the driver broke his collar bone and ah boon,he was being drag out of the car and heard that he kept vomiting blood.. and he alone,jus gone like tis..
went to zhen fa huo hai xian on saturday.. now they got free flow of drinks.. then,went to harry's bar and had some beer.. there's tis drink called on the rock.. but i dunno wat it looks like but i wil post a pic of what on the rock is to me.. hehehe.. for those who noe me,u noe that im always doin shit so dun expect somethin nice from me..

yo momma

Yo momma is so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo momma is so fat that she cant reach her back pocket.
Yo momma is so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo momma is so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, No Professionals."

ah boon,always remembered! take care my fren!

time check,2pm++.. ok.. received a very serious,bad and sad news.. around 2.13pm,i received a call from weijie.. he's in malaysia.. he called me and said that ah boon(know him through weijie) met with a car accident on the way to KL. OMG!! he's in a KL hospital in an ICU suffering from severe head injury.. weijie then told me that he might become a vegetable..

FUCK THE PERSON WHO HARASSED TING!! FUCK UR ASS.. UR DAD FUCKED UR PROSTITUTE MUM AND GAVE BIRTH TO U,BASTARD!! ok.. accompany dear back home and around 9pm++,weijie called again and told me that ah boon had passed away.. 90% of ah boon's brain cells are dead..

a young talented man had jus left tis planet.. with a gpa of near 4.. his looks resembles a malaysian badminton player,lee chong wei.. he tot me maths,a very patient guy.. we went to the gym together.. had some fun.. seriously i hope that all this was a joke.. but..
for your information.. ah boon jus celebrated his birthday on friday! i shall stop here.

so hungry!

have to thank my baby for helpin me arrange my blog.. hehe.. thank u baby!! have to reach sch tomoro at 10am jus to study maths.. am i hardworking? applause for me!! let me share with u a hot stuff..

introducing the nike sb dunk low concepts-blue lobster. retailing at US$250. nice pair of lobsters.

hype

white leather jack purcell













a head porter KARABINER














head porter monogram pouch















ok.. these are the things that im eyeing for the time.. and now for the big project.. from warped,a $300 nike shoe.. its just so nice.. woo..

















really wanna get those things mentioned above alrite and im gonna get those.. im goin to read some notes now,bye bye.. have a nice day!