jokes

alrite.. jus to share wif u guys some funny jokes.. enjoy..

little johnny and bondage

one day,little johnny's mum was cleaning his room. in the closet,she found a bondage SM magazine. this was highly upsetting to her. she then hid the magazine until his father got home. when little johnny's father walked in the door,she handed the magazine to him and said,"THIS is what i found in "YOUR" son's closet."
he looked at it and handed it back to her without a word. severally minutes passed,then she finally asked him,"well,wat should we do about this?"
little johnny's dad looked at her and said,"well,i dun think we should spank him."

anything for $50

an older gentleman is sittin in a bar when a beautiful young woman walks up to him and whispers in his ear,"i'll do anything u want for 50 bucks."
he immediately puts his drink down and begins frantically going through his pocket.he pulls out a crumpled up ten,2 five's,a twenty and 10 one's.
he thrusts the money into the woman's hand and says.. "here... paint my house."