doggy style

pitbull,husky,rottweiler,k9.. saw this huge furry? dog at east coast.. dunno wat is the breed.. wa.. so cute.. so jus wanna hug it.. its like a cushion.. comfy from its looks.. haha.. for guys who wanna get to noe some hot chicks,get a dog..

thai toothpaste ad.. lol..

herro! im peter chao!

my birthday is comin! yeah! gotten 2 shoes for my b'day so far.. early present.. 1st shoe is from my sister, guan hong and kleaven.. 2nd pair is a surprise.. from gina, sheena and yue ming.. so shock.. haha.. actually very dunno how to say.. coz can say 1st time receive an actual present from frens.. haha.. then at the bbq.. though frens celebrated my bday.. i feel very weird coz its gina's bday tat day then like.. seriously very weird.. i was very very very paiseh.. dunno how to say.. anyway,thanks for the present guys.. thank u..

happy birthday to me!

wahaha.. birthday comin! tomoro! yeah!!!

random

Pedestrian Crossing Between ION Orchard & Wheelock Place Now Closed. finally,i can slack for awhile.. haha..

birthday comin soon.. wahaha..

cop a leather vans era recently.. zapato like not fated to be mine like that.. haha.. tis friday bbq at east coast.. sat celebrating gina's bday.. mon lab test.. wed paper quiz.. fri lab test.. wa.. sian.. tis thurs got presentation.. stil haven really start on the project.. haiz.. stress!!!!!

zapato,here i come..

gonna cop vans zapato later. but there r some defects so i gave it a skip.

harry potter and the half blood prince

went to amk hub cathay wif baby to catch the half blood prince.. quite nice.. hehe.. some parts like scary..but actually is not scary.. is the sound effect.. too loud and eerie.. then headed down to new york new york and we had our dinner there.. actually we both wanted to eat tepenyaki(dunno spell correct anot) but then previously had a impression of the lousy chef so we went there and see who's the chef.. f***.. the same fella again.. so we stood there discussing whether to have or not to have.. we waited for awhile to see if anyone from the other table had left so we can escape from the bad food by the lousy chef.. finally,settled on new york new york..
new york peach cooler is a must try.. finally tried their fish 'n' chips.. coz previously tried out new things then the outcome was horrible.. once bitten twice shy.. haha.. baby had the same food as me.. hehe.. and we ordered buffalo wings.. or is it drumlets? why is snape the half blood prince? not much detail huh.. hehe..

hello

gonna cop my zapato tis weekend.. hehehe.. thanks to my sis guan hong kleaven and mayb baby? have u people heard of popeyes? saw tis youtube clip sayin tat popeyes ran out of chicken.. wtf.. can u believe it? and why it ran out of chicken? 8 pc chicken for onli $4.99.. who the hell does not wan to buy? tats y they ran out of chicken.. haha.. shocking isn't it..

moth!

here's the pic for the moth i mentioned previously.. the front and back view.. enjoy..

youtube

jus browsed some youtube videos and saw some nice stuffs..
chinese guy aka peter chao.. fucking lame shit.. haha.. chao hai..
dr. phil.. saw this son slapping his mother.. wtf..
bumfights..homeless people doin stupid stunts.. and the creator,inhuman..
harry potter movie coming out tomoro.. haha..

my collection

lol

started sch at 10 tis mornin.. jordan passed me a wrapped up paper with somethin in it and told me to open it.. from the looks of his face,i knew that it wasnt somethin nice.. i took the paper and put it on the floor.. kleaven peeked in and saw tis freakin big moth.. i wil upload the pic tomoro.. seriously,i have not seen such a big moth.. wtf!

saw tis spider beside weijie and tat idiot saw it and captured it.. of course,for those who noe me.. i walked to a further distance.. if he threw tat spider on me,tats the end.. be prepared to eat my fist.. then after tat,i saw him put the spider down on the ground and he tot i neva see.. then he walked beside me and throw his hands at me,as though there is spider.. stupid..

went home bout 11 plus.. then saw tis guy at the bus stop,nvm.. waited for the bus.. then there's tis smell.. woah.. smelly.. 854 came.. fucking hell.. so many seats available yet he sat behind me.. the smell was like.. knn.. make me cannot sit and relax in peace..

reached home,search the fridge for some goodys.. yeah.. saw my favourite champedak..

humping

went to gerald's house for mahjong yesterday.. his jack russell humped me.. after playin,felt a little urgent so went to the toilet.. outside of the toilet,saw jack jack's small little shit.. so small.. haha.. after i came out of the toilet,jack jack kept grabbing my leg,like wanting to hump my leg.. when we are about to leave,jack jack grabbed my leg again,then i dragged him around.. wahaha.. i tink i felt his little dick.. eeeeeeee.. haha.. :)

3yrs 1mth and going strong

yesterday was our 3yrs 1mth anniversary.. hehe.. went new york new york at amk.. ting ting ordered fish 'n' chips and i ordered juicy beef tenders..WTF!! my portion was like........ f***ing SMALL!! the person did not even bother to tell me that the portion is small.. the size is like baked rice.. coz previously at citylink,ting ting ordered brats dunno wat and the person said that the portion might not fill the stomach.. good service at citylink(somehow).. ok.. ting ting's fish 'n' chips was like.. WAAAAA!! regret not eating tat.. blame myself for always wanting to try out new things..
but anyways,i recommend tat if u r goin to new york new york,a must to try out their fish 'n' chips.. very filling and nice.. trust me.. after tat,we went to NTUC.. ting bought some stuffs and me,i bought cloudy apple drink..1.5 litres.. coz it is onli available in 1.5 litres.. ok.. new drink ma.. so.. wanted to try out.. they dun have any sample..but..
i have the intention to buy the drink,but i nothing better to do then when i took the drink,i asked the lady,got small bottle? got testing or not? then she said due to H1N1,no sample.. haha.. ok.. the taste is like marigold grape jelly.. and the more u drink,the better it taste.. the colder,the better.. dunno which picture nicer..

cockroach cockroach!!

had a fight with cockroach yesterday. scary man. ting ting saw it and she shouted for me.. hehehe.. search for the hidden cockroach and i managed to find it.. then,i used my adidas deodorant to spray it.. idiot.. waste so much of my deodorant.. but i managed to make u smell nice before death.. below are the pics.. before and after death.. there's also a video of how we killed the cockroach.. using hot water,ting ting's idea.. enjoy..

F in maths

Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.

“Why?” asks the father.
“The teacher asked ‘How much is 2 x 3?’ I said 6.
“But that’s right!”
“Then she asked me ‘How much is 3 x 2?’
“What’s the fucking difference?” asks the father.
“That’s what I said!”

The Five Stages of Sex

The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honey-moon, you both keep doing it until you’re blue in the face.

The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage, you’ll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.

The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You’ve calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.

The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say, “Fuck you!”

The fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and the bitch fucks you in front of everyone in the courtroom.

jokes

alrite.. jus to share wif u guys some funny jokes.. enjoy..

little johnny and bondage

one day,little johnny's mum was cleaning his room. in the closet,she found a bondage SM magazine. this was highly upsetting to her. she then hid the magazine until his father got home. when little johnny's father walked in the door,she handed the magazine to him and said,"THIS is what i found in "YOUR" son's closet."
he looked at it and handed it back to her without a word. severally minutes passed,then she finally asked him,"well,wat should we do about this?"
little johnny's dad looked at her and said,"well,i dun think we should spank him."

anything for $50

an older gentleman is sittin in a bar when a beautiful young woman walks up to him and whispers in his ear,"i'll do anything u want for 50 bucks."
he immediately puts his drink down and begins frantically going through his pocket.he pulls out a crumpled up ten,2 five's,a twenty and 10 one's.
he thrusts the money into the woman's hand and says.. "here... paint my house."

SUCK MY POPSICLE! BUMBLEBEE,OPTIMUS PRIME,WOO!

watched transformer 2 wif baby,gina and gerald at LOT1 on sunday.. guys,its freakin nice.. try not to miss it.. optimus prime,the big guy,is so jus like me.. im kiddin.. haha.. transformer 3 is coming.. scheduled for july 1st 2011.. it brought in $55 million on opening day..

michael jackson is dead

the king of pop died at the age of 50. sudden death. due to H1N1,ting ting keep on tellin me to drink water.. baby,i noe u do care for me. hehehehehe.. u noe im thick skin.. :) now let me jus share wif u guys my favourite song by lily allen.. not fair..

a brand new day

goin rp soon.. hehe.. H1N1 case is rather serious these few days so ppl,try not to fall sick..

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wahaha.. sch holiday extended!

sch holiday extended by another week coz of H1N1 virus and woooo,i can slack a little.. haha.. jus post some pics of a ulu ulu place at seletar/jalan kayu.. didnt noe of tis place until royston intro us.. he brought us to tis garden and we happened to pass by tis place where it sells puppys and there is also a horse.. wa!! woohoo.. but the aunty said tat it is close for viewin so we can onli see the back of the horse.. nvm.. i took 2 photos of a dog which GREETED me with its farking loud bark.. thank u ROTTWEILER..

hello,im back..

update on ah boon's accident.. heard that the car did a 90 degree turn at a speed of 110km/h. all of them had no safety belt on.. the car hit the barricade along side the road and it flipped.. apparently,the driver had onli minor cuts.. the person beside the driver broke his collar bone and ah boon,he was being drag out of the car and heard that he kept vomiting blood.. and he alone,jus gone like tis..
went to zhen fa huo hai xian on saturday.. now they got free flow of drinks.. then,went to harry's bar and had some beer.. there's tis drink called on the rock.. but i dunno wat it looks like but i wil post a pic of what on the rock is to me.. hehehe.. for those who noe me,u noe that im always doin shit so dun expect somethin nice from me..

yo momma

Yo momma is so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo momma is so fat that she cant reach her back pocket.
Yo momma is so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo momma is so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, No Professionals."

ah boon,always remembered! take care my fren!

time check,2pm++.. ok.. received a very serious,bad and sad news.. around 2.13pm,i received a call from weijie.. he's in malaysia.. he called me and said that ah boon(know him through weijie) met with a car accident on the way to KL. OMG!! he's in a KL hospital in an ICU suffering from severe head injury.. weijie then told me that he might become a vegetable..

FUCK THE PERSON WHO HARASSED TING!! FUCK UR ASS.. UR DAD FUCKED UR PROSTITUTE MUM AND GAVE BIRTH TO U,BASTARD!! ok.. accompany dear back home and around 9pm++,weijie called again and told me that ah boon had passed away.. 90% of ah boon's brain cells are dead..

a young talented man had jus left tis planet.. with a gpa of near 4.. his looks resembles a malaysian badminton player,lee chong wei.. he tot me maths,a very patient guy.. we went to the gym together.. had some fun.. seriously i hope that all this was a joke.. but..
for your information.. ah boon jus celebrated his birthday on friday! i shall stop here.

so hungry!

have to thank my baby for helpin me arrange my blog.. hehe.. thank u baby!! have to reach sch tomoro at 10am jus to study maths.. am i hardworking? applause for me!! let me share with u a hot stuff..

introducing the nike sb dunk low concepts-blue lobster. retailing at US$250. nice pair of lobsters.

hype

white leather jack purcell













a head porter KARABINER














head porter monogram pouch















ok.. these are the things that im eyeing for the time.. and now for the big project.. from warped,a $300 nike shoe.. its just so nice.. woo..

















really wanna get those things mentioned above alrite and im gonna get those.. im goin to read some notes now,bye bye.. have a nice day!